IM GIVING THEM CHILLS

So I heard that Hester and Pearl and Dimmesdale were going try to pull a fast one, and get on a boat and leave for Europe. If they think that I am going to let that happen, then they really must not know who I am! So as soon as I figure out exactly what boat they are getting on, I am going to talk to that captain and save myself a seat on that boat. They will never be ever to leave me, and to make sure of that, I will follow their every footstep.
So I asked a couple people around town about a boat that was going to Europe in the next couple of days, and I finally found the boat I was looking for. So I made sure that I talked to the captain of the ship, and eventually talked him in to allowing me to ride with them. So when I finished talking to the captain, I looked deep into a crowd of people and I saw Hester standing there looking super scared. So I gave her a little smirk, just for fun, to scare her a little.
So the next day, since it was Election Day, it was a big parade and what not. Then I saw that guy Dimmesdale giving his sermon, and even though I do not like him, it was an amazing sermon. So after his sermon, I saw Dimmesdale stumbling during the parade, and I was already aware of his sickness. Then I could not believe what I saw next, I saw Dimmesdale approach Hester and Pearl in front of the scaffold! I did not like what I was seeing so I had to step in. so I ran to Dimmesdale and took care of him! and Finally HE WAS DEAD! so after I finally completed my task i just fled the town. so i just went to http://www.travelocity.com/ to see some flights.
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